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Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ... 

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai

Zindagi se hara hua hai ....

Par "customers" se haar nahi maanta,
Apne presentation ki ek line isey rati
hui hai....

par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain,
ye nahi jaanta,

Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai..

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...

Das hazaar customers mein se ache
Customer dhoond lete hain lekin ,

Majboor dost ki ankhhon ki nami
dikhayi nahi deti,

PC pe hazzar windows khuli hain,
Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti...

Saturday-Sunday nahata nahi ,
Weekdays ko naha raha hai...

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...

Reporting karte karte pata hi nahi chala,
"Boss" kab maa baap se bhi bade ho gaye,

Kitabon me gulab rakhne wala,
Cigrette me kho gaya,

Weekends pe daroo pee ke jo jashn mana raha hai ,

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...................................

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ZINDAGI KI RAHON ME BAHUT SE YAR MILENGE
HUM KYA HUMSE BHI ACHHE HAZEER MILENGE
IN ACHHON KI BHID ME HAMEIN NA BHULA DENA
HUM KAHAN TUMHE BAAR-BAAR MILENGE

Dena hai meri Aankho ko to aisi Risayi de,
Main Aaina bhi dekhun to tu dikhai de,
Dariya mein to lakh katre hain magar,
Katra wahi jisme sara dariya dikhayi de,
Kya husn kya jamal hai tera,
tu bheed mein bhi jaye to tanha dikhai de.

Bewafaa wo nahi hum hi kharab hai….
Zeher ki Jaroorat nahi mar jayenge Sharaab se….
Kaante mehsoos hi nahi hote kyunki,
Hame Pyaar hi itna tha Us Gulaab se…

Din hua hai to raat bhi hogi
Ho mat udaas kabhi baat bhi hogi
Itne pyar se dosti ki hai
Insha Allah zindagi rahi to
Mulaqat bhi hogi…

Kaise kahu ki tumse milne ki chahat nahi
Beqraar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi
Bhula dete magar kya karu aise pyare dost ko
Bhul jane ki dil ko aadat nahi

hum haste hai tho woh samjthe hai humain aadat hai muskurane ki
Nadan hai woh kya jane yeh aadat hai gum bolone ki

Jo kuch bhi mila hai usi mein khush hu
mein tere liye khuda se taqrar nahi karta,
par kuch to baat hai teri fitrat mein
zalim warna tujhe chahne ki khata baar baar nahi karta

chiragon agar noor na hota..tanha dil itna majboor na hota…hum
aapse milne roz hi aajaate..agar aapka aashiyana humse itna door na hota

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Saaz k 7 awaz,

Saaz k 7 awaz,
Samander k 7 sahil,
Phool k 7 khushbo,
Jism k 7 rooh,
Shama k 7 parwany,
Khushi k 7 gum or
aap k 7 hum :-)
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bohat din howe jab kaha tha kisi ney…

bohat din howe jab kaha tha kisi ney…
tum ho tamanna tum hi zindagi ho…
tum hi meri dunya tum hi hur khushi ho…
main karta hon tum sey buhat sara piyar… 
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Usse hum zindagi kehte hain

Pyar kehte hain,
Mohobbat kehte hain,
Kuch log isse bandagi kehte hain,
Magar jiss pe hum marte hain usse hum zindagi kehte hain
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Husn wale khub wafaon ka sila DaIte hain,

Husn wale khub wafaon ka sila dAIte hain,
Har mor par ek zakhm naya daite hain,
Dost is jahan main koi `pna nahi,
Jab aag lagti hai to patte bhi hawa daite hain.. 
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zara si der lagti hay

Zamana dost ho jaey to bohat mohtat ho jana…
Kisi k rang badalney main zara si dair lagti hay…
Koi jo khawb dekho to ussey foran bhulla dena…
Ke neenden toot janey main zara si dair lagti hay…
Kisi ko dukh kabhi dena to itna soch kar dena…
Kisi ki aah lagney main zara si der lagti hay…
Bohat hi mo’tabar hain jin ko muhabbat raas aa jaey…
Kisi ko raah badlney main, zara si der lagti hay………

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Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,
rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,
aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.
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Aaj rang lo is mehfil mein,
khelo jhoom kar holi,
ched do har dil ko aaj
bol kar pyar ki boli,
lal gulal aur har rang mein
Aaye jeevan mein baharon ki doli
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Tum bhi Jhoome masti main,
Hum bhi jhoome masti main,
Shor hua saari basti main..
Jhoome sab holi ki Masti main..
Mast Mast ye Masti rahe sada aapki Kashti main,
Beet Gayi HOLI fir bhi..
Mubarak ho HOLI bheegi masti Main !
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Fulo Ne Khilna Chhod Diya
Taro Ne Chamkna Chhod Diya
Holi Me Baki Hai 2 Din
Fir Aapne Abhi Se Nahana Q Chhod Diya.
Happy Holi
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Mahange rang gulaal hue hain,
Mahnge shakkar tel.
ab baaki tyohaar mein,
SMS tera khel.
MANHGAAI ZINDABAAD
HAPPY HOLI

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Happy Mahashivratri 2012 SMS Shayari in Hindi

Bhole baba ka aashirwad mile aapko
Unki dua ka parsad mile aapko
Aap kare apni zindagi mein itni tarakki
Har kisi ka pyar mile aapko
Jai Bhole Shiv Shankar Baba Ki
Happy Maha Shivratri 2012

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Shivratri tak yeh shivling
sabke mobile mein honi chahiye
“HAPPY MAHASHIVRATRI in ADVANCE”

Bhole baba ka dhyan karogey
Jeewan mein sari khushiyan milengi
Najdik na aayegi koi bhi musibat
Dekh ker aapko wo bhi thar thar hilengi
Jai Bhole Baba
Happy Mahashivratri 2012

Baba ne jis per bhi dali per chaya
Rato raat uski kismat ki palat gayi kaya
Wo sab mila use binmange hi
Jo kabhi kisi ne na paya
Happy Maha Shivratri 2012

Shiv ka bani rahe aap per chaya
Palat de jo apki kismat ki kaya
Mile aapko wo sab is apni zindagi mein
Jo kabhi kisi ne bhi na paya
Happy Mahashivratri 2012

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DEVDAS Of 2012.........

Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!
Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!
Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do!
Aur
Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..
Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!

Bhehar Ki Gali Main Paan Ki Dukan
Devdas Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan
Devdas Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan
Khake Paan Paro Boli
Shukriya Bhai Jan..

Khusbu Ne Phool Ko Khas Banaya,
Phool Ne Matti Ko Khas Banaya,
Chahat Ne Mohabat Ko Khas Banaya,
Kambakhat Mohabat Ne Kitno Ko
“DEVDAS” Banaya…


Pyar Karnewale Pareshan Ho Jate Hai
Shadi Karnewale Sharabi Ban Jate Hai
Devours Dene Wale Devdas Ban Jate Hai
Hum Se Dosti Karane Wale
SMS Expert Ho Jate Hai…

Logo Ne Pyar Kiya To Kya Kiya
Pyar Ki Bewafai Mein Khud Ko Mita Diya
Isi Pyar Mein Log Bane Devdas
Par Koi Na Ban Saka Mere Jaisa Bindas!